A fellow walks by see the rednecks at their endeavour and questions why not just dig out the dirt below the door.
Jokes getting donkey out of barn door.
One day a farmer s donkey fell down into a well.
When they get their the farmer comes out of the barn and offers them a room for one night.
These boys were some of the nicest kids and would never say a dirty joke.
Suddenly a donkey jumps out onto the road and they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
About a month later the man comes back into the bar and there is a new jar of money.
They were carrying the donkey across a bridge.
Obama says to the chauffeur.
Donkey keeps hitting his ears on the door and backs out.
Go and tell the farmer says obama.
You can get into the mystery room says the doorman and he proceeds to lead the poor man to a door.
Animal jokes the long eared donkey.
You get out and check you were driving the chauffeur gets out checks and reports that the animal is dead.
After 3 weeks of nagging the mother in law went out one morning to the barn to the donkey stall.
They all get out of the car and start walking to a barn that s a little ways away.
She shrieked and the.
A big list of donkey jokes.
So he goes to check it out.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him.
A farmer kept a donkey in a stable but the donkey s ears were so long that they repeatedly hit the top of the door causing the animal to kick out dangerously.
He opens the door to the.
They were having fun.
Dirty joke one day a boy and his best friend were telling jokes to one another.
They overheard the people say that poor donkey must be wore out from carrying both of them so the little boy and old man picked up the donkey and started to carry it.
Two rednecks trying to get a donkey into a barn but the donkey won t go in.
He spent all day toiling away with his hacksaw.
She was picking up the straw and saw a spider.
A big list of barn jokes.
And she brought her mother to live with them.
He says to the first one you can sleep with the pigs the second guy you can sleep with the cows and the third guy i like the cut of your jib.
So the farmer decided to raise the height of the door frame.
The man walks out and takes the money from the jar thanks the bartender and leaves.
After a while they passed some more people.
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So the two rednecks get out a jack and start lifting up the front of the barn.
She was picking up the straw and saw a spider.
108 of them in fact.
The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway.
One of the boys says hey you want to hear this dirty joke.
So he goes into the back room and about 5 minutes later the bartender hears the donkey laughing out loud.
I heard it from my brother the other boy was curious so he agreed and said yes.
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It just wasn t worth it to retrieve the donkey.
